Do you Know where you Kid’s Toys are when they are asleep? (Part 2)

If you thought the last incident with the Legos was bad then guess again, things are even worse. I was in DC for a conference over the weekend and was visiting my brother. There I discovered that its not just the Legos but it seems that all the toys are part of a conspiracy. Let this be a warning to all the parents. Be sure to check where your kid’s toys are be, it was a toy fest gone wrong. I was of course able to capture these images with a hidden camera.

(i) Its always “Big Fish eats the little Fish”

T-Rex: Alright everyone, its $5 to use the restroom. No exceptions. I dont take credit cards but check are welcome.

(2) The secret food stealing Toy Gang

This is the notorious food stealing toy gang, headed by the innocent looking Blue.

Ironman: Be sure to get the carrots.
Batman to Batman: Be sure to load everything. Don’t make too much noise Barbie, we don’t want the humans to wake up.

Quiz: How many batmen can you spot?

Batman: I am on my way. The package will be delivered in 20 minutes.

(iii) Extortion

Never in a million years would anyone have guessed that Happy the Rabbit was the leader of the infamous extortion gang – Toys  ‘n Guns.

Happy the Rabbit: Give me all your money Ironman or Barbie gets it.
Ironman: Do I get a discount at least?

Happy the Rabbit: I am sure you are making a lot of money from the food stealing setup. How about sharing some of that dough with me?